Eating out – nothing beats that empty feeling

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I know it’s meant to be a bad sign but I do love semi-deserted restaurants.

The service comes so thick and fast, it’s like those nights when your mum cooked your favourite tea and then hovered in the background to make sure you were really enjoying it.

Of course, you never had to ask your mum if she took Mastercard. Not even in the north.

On the 12th day of Christmas…

Eighteen stone.

Eighteen bloody stone.

And 12 ounces.

Not-so- great British food

“You cannot trust people who have such bad cuisine. [Britain] is the country with the worst food after Finland” – Jacques Chirac is apparently allergic to fish and chips…