Notepad on Life

December 10, 2009

Things I wish I’d known at 12…

Filed under: crime,sex — - @ 7:18 pm
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Erotic detal from the base of Lakshana Tempel ...
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We’re talking different shades of dark here, to be sure but the bestiality bar has undoubtedly been raised lowered by this fellow.

Sex with a horse is one thing. The idea of oral sex with a horse, on the other hand, might have stopped even Caligula in his tracks.

I thought I knew sexual desperation as a teenager: those desolate nights alone – hormonally all dressed up and nowhere to go – crushed by the suspicion that everyone in the world was having sex but me.

How much better I’d have felt about myself if I’d known there were men out there so bereft of fulfilment they would contemplate having their penis anywhere near a horse’s teeth…

(As an aside, do you suppose the Jockey Club automatically warns off people with this kind of criminal record, or must a formal application be made?)

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