He thinks LOL means ‘lots of love’. (We must pray he never texts his condolences to the bereaved).
He sees nothing whatsoever untoward in the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom closing out correspondence to senior media figures with that very same expression.
Now he talks in the manner of judge and jury about a man whom is still awaiting trial.
If there is a positive aspect to the increasing witlessness of David Cameron, it is the comfort he affords to those parents unable to lavish a public school education on their children.
For however many doors an Eton education might open, it is clearly no guarantee of intelligence.