Notepad on Life

February 25, 2013

Modern Britain – by their signs shall ye know them…

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Seen around Peterborough recently:

“Bus passes that expire on 31st March will not be valid for concessionary travel after that date”

Your pass runs out – you can no longer use your pass. Even the patently obvious must now be spelt out. Coming soon on footpaths near you, in bright yellow letters – “Right foot forward…Now left…Now right…Now left…”

“Cavell Blue Car Park is closed for a makeover”

Not sure I’m getting the connection between a car park and a 44-year-old with bags under her eyes. What on earth was wrong with “renovation”?

 

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