Notepad on Life

May 2, 2013

Lying from the outset – ever wondered why you need a dating agency…?

Filed under: business,Relationships — - @ 1:05 pm
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Finally, I called their bluff, all those firms sending me Meet single 50s in your area spam.

Scanning my available, er, peer group, I realised that anyone doing this for real will need a standard email template on hand if he is not to be driven to the edges of madness:

Dear ……,

Thank you for your application.

Fifty-… my backside. Goodbye.

Yours,

AndImBradPitt, Cambridgeshire

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